A few days ago I dug deep into my reserve of Swedishness. I
was looking for a bench to sit down on and eat my sandwich of toasted bread, butter,
mustard, and ham. It’s a lunchtime staple for me here in Sweden. But to truly
enjoy a sandwich of that caliber, you need a nice bench and some sunlight.
As I walked out of the archive, I looked right only to see a
man plop down on a sunny bench. I kept walking. There must be a bench around
somewhere. How about the one near the church? Nope. One woman sitting there.
The other one? Nope, an old lady sitting there. I kept walking. How about that
stretch of benches in the park? Nope. One person on each of them. I kept
walking. Everywhere I looked were sunny benches host to only one person. So I
kept walking. Nearly a mile I walked until I found one. All to myself. A
sun-smothered bench that was warm and quiet and the perfect place to eat my
sandwich. And life was good. And I told myself that it was not strange at all
to walk nearly a mile just to find a bench for myself because it meant I got a
nice lunchtime walk in.
Then it happened again. The very next day. Lunch that is. It
tends to be pretty regular. Except this time, I was ahead of the crowd. I’m an
adult. I can eat lunch whenever I want. I don’t have to eat at noon. So I found
a bench in the sun. Big enough to probably fit four people. I sat to the far
right. Hugging the railing really. It seemed rude to sit right in the middle
and take up too much space.
Of course, as those thoughts rushed through my head, he
responded to them. As if he knew. Thank you, all the other benches are in the
shade. Well-played, sir, well-played. We sat quietly and ate our sandwiches. He
broke the silence to tell me about his cell phone problems. I listened politely
and laughed at the right time. Smiled even. I’m very charming.
He finally left in silence. I had outwaited him. The bench
was mine again. But my happiness was short lived. Coming from the left again, I
saw movement. This time a couple. A super Swedish, blonde-haired couple. Black
tights for her. Backslick for him. The same. Exact. Question. Was there room on
the bench for the two of them? Absolutely, with a smile. But I lied. There wasn’t
room. This bench wasn’t big enough for the both of us. Let alone the three of
us. So I drank the rest of my water, brushed the breadcrumbs off of my shirt,
packed away my sandwich bag to be used another day, and left.
Welcome to Sweden. And park bench politics.
Welcome to Sweden. And park bench politics.
I'm starting to think that it's a Swede that invented the benches with a handle in the middle, creating a physical distance between two strangers forced to share a bench (and not a cruel person trying to make it impossible for people to turn the bench into a bed).
ReplyDeleteHmm... an interesting theory. And this is a weird connection to make, and a totally academic one, but there was lot of folklore/sociology/ethnology work done by a guy named Nels Anderson. He wrote several books, including one called "The Hobo: The Sociology of the Homeless Man." He was born in Chicago, but based on his name and the vast number of Scandinavian immigrants to that area, it's possible that he has Scandinavian heritage. His goal with the book though was to help create understanding between the homeless and not-homeless populations of Chicago. Told you that was a weird connection to make...
ReplyDeleteThis is too accurate. It's just so awkward and uncomfortable having to sit and eat lunch with strangers. Thankfully, I usually avoid the awkwardness by reading a book or listening to music or a sommarprat while sitting on the bench and eating. Tips från coachen!
ReplyDeleteI was actually listening to a podcast and the one guy still got through to me. He was very sneaky.
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